Dad: Are you kids ready to go?
Sam: Let’s do this thing!
Sean: Ohhhh… Sam said the “S” word!
Dad: What? Sh#%?
Sean: No, “stupid”. That’s the“S” word.
The S Word
Too young
Sean: Dad, I fell on the monkey bars and hurt my privates again.
Dad: Be careful Sean, if you do that too much you won’t be able to have kids.
Sean: Dad, only girls make babies in their tummy’s.
Dad: Yeah Sean but… um… Never mind…
Sam: Dad, he’s too young for that conversation.
Dad: What do you mean? You’re too young for that conversation!