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Matt Davis
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Sep 21, 10:51 AM
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Sean
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Sam
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6, 10
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Pay attention and become famous

Sean: How does Michael Jackson lean forward all the way and then get back up?
Dad: Maybe he’s attached to a cable.
Sam: Maybe he took a class in physics.
Sean: Maybe he did take a class. Maybe all the other people in the class didn’t pay attention and only he paid attention and that’s why he’s so good at it.

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Matt Davis
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Jul 5, 09:56 PM
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Jul 5, 09:59 PM
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Sam
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10
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When I grow up...

Sam: When I grow up I want to travel. All the way from here to Maine.
Grandma: It costs a lot of money to do all that travelling.
Sam: If you travel for work does it still cost a lot.
Dad: If you travel for work your work will pay for it.
Sam: Then I’ll get a job that will help me travel. Like a con-man.