Sam: When I grow up I want to travel. All the way from here to Maine.
Grandma: It costs a lot of money to do all that travelling.
Sam: If you travel for work does it still cost a lot.
Dad: If you travel for work your work will pay for it.
Sam: Then I’ll get a job that will help me travel. Like a con-man.
When I grow up...
Death by Hiccups or Dad
Sean and Sage are walking up the stairs
Sean: Dad, I have the hiccups
Dad walks past the stairs and then turns and roar’s at Sean and Sage
Sage: Daddy, you scared me.
Sean: (crying) Dad… you…scared… me…
Dad: Do you still have the hiccups?
Sean: (crying) no…